just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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