last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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