508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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