i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
So many bounce houses so little time
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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