I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
