Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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