we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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