youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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