I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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