3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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