there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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