swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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