I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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