does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
we're so committed to being not committed
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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