the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Also, beer. Big fan.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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