Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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