i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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