i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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