Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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