FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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