Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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