I wannas sexs uuuuu
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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