all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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