"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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