He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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