i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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