When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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