Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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