Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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