Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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