apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
There r osticjed everywhere
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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