Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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