Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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