U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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