i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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