first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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