After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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