he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
This baby is an asshole
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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