Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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