If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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