Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
