that's an acceptable place to lick
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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