overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I came so hard my ears popped.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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