I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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