Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
You don't make any sense
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Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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