Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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