ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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