You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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