I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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