: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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