Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Floor bacon is actually really good
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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