he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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