arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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